Busybody

Don't ask me questions if you want to be my friend. Do not ask me where I go, and when I shall be back. Don't ask me about my plans. Don't ask what I think. I don't give free rides. Don't ask me about money, or if I have a television. I might think you want to steal them. Don't stalk me in the elevator. I don't want to do my laundry with you, or I will stop thinking it's a washer which eats my socks. Don't ask me what I am writing. It's none of your business. Do you still want to be my friend? You need people in your life, too. Just don't ask me questions. (c) Copyright Marie Neumann Pottsville, 2/20/2009

Marmie

Big, orange cat came to visit in the car three times. First he marked an open door with his whiskers and then carefully stepped in. I was sitting on the driver's seat. He walked over me, hopped down on the floor and ate a few morsels of cat's food spilled on the floor. I was allowed to pet him. Then he walked over me back to the open door and left. Copyright (c) Marie Neumann Pottsville, 2/2/2009

Television junkies

Texas farmer found a newborn calf. He took a calf home and nursed it from the bottle. In the evenings they watched TV together. The calf grew into a young cow and have had to move out. The farmer enlarged a window. The cow is now standing outside of the window watching her favorite shows. Copyright (c) 1/1/2010 Pottsville, Marie Neumann